Clippers Gon' Clip

Let’s get these jokes off so we can move on to more important things….

Today is going to be a rough day if your name is Paul George, Kawhi Leonard, or Patrick Beverley.

Let’s start with Paul George aka Playoff P aka Wayoff P aka “I don’t care what nobday says, that’s a bad shot”. You cannot go put up 10 points on 4/16 shooting in a Game 7 (and 3 crack at an elimination game).

This sums up his night.

On to Kawhi — there will be no Kawhi slander here.

Kawhi is a dog and a made man. He didn’t get it done and had a terrible Game 7, BUT, I don’t blame him for the series. His biggest flaw is that he’s not Lebron. What is also true is that he is still in line for the “Best Player in the World” title along with Giannis and KD. Just not today. He’ll have to wait until next year.

Let’s remember his best play from the series, a middle finger block on rising star Jamal Murray.

Lastly, let’s all collectively laugh at Patrick “Ain’t Never Won Nothing” Beverley. This role player was whooping and hollerin’ at Dame earlier in the bubble when Dame missed a clutch pair of free throws.

You can’t average this:

And talk trash to a known sniper that plays like this:

Infamously Mr. Beverley told Dame that he’ll be in Cancun after the first round of playing the Lakers. After blowing a 3-1 lead and losing by nearly 20 points in a Game 7, you can’t say nothing to no one anymore. Here was Dame’s response last night:

Please, don’t ever come for Dame again.

Overall, it was a fun series, an epic collapse, and an amazing day for the Internet. Sports talk shows are going to have a field day after this one.

What a time to be alive!